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callin it like i see it
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journalisticjoe:

guesswhofoundyourblogand:

surprisebitch:

STEAL HER LOOK - Angry black woman throwing table and catching chairs
Gold Angel Wing Earrings - $5.99 (sold at Macys)
Ralph Lauren Flowy Box Black Tank Top - $49.00
Nordstrom Royal Blue Sleek Leggings - $58.75
Hermes Black Birkin Bag - $18,999.00
Gold Collar Necklace - $5,989.55 (as worn by Rihanna)
Commercial Wooden Foldable Table - $54.35 (including White Lacoste Polyester Knit Tablecloth)
Prada Stilettos (optional) - $740.00

I’m officially done

Aaaaand I’m OUT


Bahahahaha. This takes the fuckin tumblr cake. I’m DIEING!
journalisticjoe:

guesswhofoundyourblogand:

surprisebitch:

STEAL HER LOOK - Angry black woman throwing table and catching chairs
Gold Angel Wing Earrings - $5.99 (sold at Macys)
Ralph Lauren Flowy Box Black Tank Top - $49.00
Nordstrom Royal Blue Sleek Leggings - $58.75
Hermes Black Birkin Bag - $18,999.00
Gold Collar Necklace - $5,989.55 (as worn by Rihanna)
Commercial Wooden Foldable Table - $54.35 (including White Lacoste Polyester Knit Tablecloth)
Prada Stilettos (optional) - $740.00

I’m officially done

Aaaaand I’m OUT


Bahahahaha. This takes the fuckin tumblr cake. I’m DIEING!
journalisticjoe:

guesswhofoundyourblogand:

surprisebitch:

STEAL HER LOOK - Angry black woman throwing table and catching chairs
Gold Angel Wing Earrings - $5.99 (sold at Macys)
Ralph Lauren Flowy Box Black Tank Top - $49.00
Nordstrom Royal Blue Sleek Leggings - $58.75
Hermes Black Birkin Bag - $18,999.00
Gold Collar Necklace - $5,989.55 (as worn by Rihanna)
Commercial Wooden Foldable Table - $54.35 (including White Lacoste Polyester Knit Tablecloth)
Prada Stilettos (optional) - $740.00

I’m officially done

Aaaaand I’m OUT


Bahahahaha. This takes the fuckin tumblr cake. I’m DIEING!
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Bahahahaa! Fuckin ‘Ders and Adam.
Bahahahaa! Fuckin ‘Ders and Adam.
Bahahahaa! Fuckin ‘Ders and Adam.
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doomthatbum:

f0ursharps:

IT WAS A TRAP


Everytime

Ahahaha. Domesticated predators!
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onlylolgifs:

 pandas don’t want to take their medicine


Pandas! …they’re disappearing too fast 😥
onlylolgifs:

 pandas don’t want to take their medicine


Pandas! …they’re disappearing too fast 😥
onlylolgifs:

 pandas don’t want to take their medicine


Pandas! …they’re disappearing too fast 😥
onlylolgifs:

 pandas don’t want to take their medicine


Pandas! …they’re disappearing too fast 😥
onlylolgifs:

 pandas don’t want to take their medicine


Pandas! …they’re disappearing too fast 😥
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Ahahaha!!!!
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ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

Good to know
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ultrafacts:

Source



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seduction
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cool
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theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

bahahaha!
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omgitsfrizzy:

Short shorts are life.

Lord’ave mercy !